Friday, June 17, 2005

posted by: copernicus on 6/17/2005 11:55:00 AM


*** REPUBLICANS REWRITE 23RD PSALM ***

1. The President is my shepherd; I shall not dissent.

2. He maketh me to lie down in treeless forests: he leadeth me beside the polluted waters.

3. He preserveth the millionaire's tax cut: he leadeth me in the highways of consumerism for WalMart's sake.

4. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Iraq, I will fear no accountability: for Halliburton art with me; thy laser-guided bomb and thy cruise missile they comfort me.

5. Thou preparest bogus election results before me in the presence of mine liberal enemies: thou anointest my head with Saudi oil; thy hypocrisy runneth over.

6. Surely evil and cruelty shall follow me all the days of my strife: and I will dwell in the House and the Senate of the Republican majority for ever.