Saturday, April 30, 2005

posted by: copernicus on 4/30/2005 08:34:00 AM
You scored as Ralph. ur ralph...GET SOME HELP U MORON

Ralph

100%

Homer

100%

Lisa

79%

Bart

54%

Maggie

25%

Marge

18%

Ned

4%

Da SiMpSoNs...WHICH R U
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Unfortunately this test was easy to manipulate, so you could get whatever results you wanted if you paid attention to the questions, but I couldn't resist the opportunity to be Ralphie. Or Homer. Or some weird hybrid.

Imagine that. A 38 year old, 260 pound, beer-swilling .......

Wait a minute. The more things I think of to describe Homer, the more I realize that Ralphie IS Homer at 8 years old.

Think about it. Imagine Homer in the 2nd Grade:

"...and the doctor said I wouldnt have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there!"

"My cat's breath smells like cat food!"

"Homer, are you eating paste again?"
(Homer wrist deep in paste jar, smeared on face like Pooh in the honey pot)
"No."

I think I'm on to something here.