Wednesday, April 13, 2005

posted by: copernicus on 4/13/2005 10:36:00 PM
So, the girlfriend and I are out for a night on the town in Brooklyn the other night. After dinner, drinks and more drinks, we wandered off towards a pool hall to display our mastery of physics and talk shit to each other.

On the way there our bladders insisted on being addressed quickly. We duck into a Dunkin Donuts, find the "RESTROOMS" sign, run to the back of the store, turn down the hallway and are confronted by a sign stating:

DO NOT CLOG TOILET


Now, was this really neccessary?

Was this actually able to be controlled if properly instructed before entry?

Are the employees/customers of the Dunkin Donuts on 5th Avenue in Brooklyn committing acts of serial toilet clogging, leading a frustrated management to plead on yellow legal paper?