Monday, September 27, 2004

posted by: copernicus on 9/27/2004 02:20:00 PM
Sorry for the absence, here's some things I wrote down since the last time I was here:

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Jay Sherman: "Lady, don't take this the wrong way, but you're nuts!"
Lady: "Oh, you sound just like the toaster."
-The Critic, Episode 2-
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"I like nature ok, I just like it a lot better when there's a shoe store nearby."
-Molly-
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Zoidberg (the lobster-creaure): "What do you humans do to get a girl, just say 'Let's mate'?"
Frye (the human): "No! You make up some feelings and tell her you have them."

(later in the conversation)

Zoidberg: "Love? I don't want love! I'm just looking for a female with a clutch of eggs to receive my man-jelly."
Frye: "You and me both, brother."
-Futurama-
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"When my daughter told me she was a lesbian, I said 'That's great! Just as long as your not a Republican."
-Valerie Harper-
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Sorry, Martina. It's just quotes for the moment.

And it was Modest Mouse, by the way.