Saturday, April 10, 2004

posted by: copernicus on 4/10/2004 12:06:00 AM
=====THOUGHTS ON EASTER=====

"I was over in Australia during Easter, which was interesting.

Interesting to note that they celebrate Easter the same way we do:

Commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus
by telling our children -- a giant bunny rabbit -- left chocolate eggs in the night!

Now, I wonder why we're fucked up as a race.

Anybody got any clues out there?

Where do you get this shit from, you know?

And why those two things?

Why not 'Goldfish left Lincoln-logs in your sock drawer'?

As long as we're making shit up let's go hog-wild.

At least a goldfish with a Lincoln-log on it's back going across your floor to your sock drawer has a miraculous connotation to it.

Child: 'Mommy, I woke up today and there was a Lincoln-log in my sock drawer!'

Mom: 'That's the story of Jesus!'

Who comes up with this shit?

I've read the Bible, and I can't find the words 'bunny' or 'chocolate' anywhere in that fucking book."

-----Bill Hicks--from Rant in E-Minor-----

PLEASE VISIT THE BILL HICKS WEBSITE ON THE LEFT (IT'S UNDER "BRAIN FOOD")