Thursday, April 01, 2004

posted by: copernicus on 4/01/2004 08:04:00 PM
Ok, obviously this whole Door Prize Contest was a complete failure on my end as I was hoping for some suggestions of hot girls to award to my loyal straight guy/gay girl readers.

All I got was 2 straight girls who wanted Saif Ali Khan and Danny Nucci.

In light of this, I've decided to make myself a Top-10 list.
This is not my wish list of intellectual women, just my sit there and look pretty list, in no particular order.
Ok, alphabetical order:

Gabrielle Anwar
Fairuza Balk (I know she's trashy, but she's still got it)
Penelope Cruz
Cameron Diaz
Audrey Hepburn (in her 20's)
Angelina Jolie
Milla Jovovich
Mila Kunis
Nia Long
Rachel True
Alicia Witt

Oh, and Kathy Bates
(just kidding)

My real list (ones whose brains I'd actually be interested in) would include:

Tori Amos
Edie Brickell
Ani Di Franco
Clea Duvall
Janeane Garafolo
Holly Hunter
Suzy Kolber
Emily Lloyd
Sara Silverman
Ione Skye

Although Ani Di Franco and Sara Silverman are certainly hotties.

And hopefully Cameron Diaz is as goofy and funny in real life as she portrays. If so, she can occupy both lists, too.

I expect a better showing next time straight men and bi/gay women!!!