Thursday, March 25, 2004

posted by: copernicus on 3/25/2004 12:40:00 PM
While reading some of the questions outloud from the Dante's Inferno Test (this test is based on the description of Hell found in Dante's Divine Comedy, answer the questions and discover your fate. Based on your answers, your purity will be judged and you will be banished to the appropriate level of hell.), my girlfriend laughed and said, "Shit baby, you're gonna burn!"

She was right, I was cast into the 6th level of Hell (out of 9); the one reserved for the Heretics.

I doubt those who know me would be suprised by this.

I'm proud to say that I scored low on:
Purgatory - Meaning I'm not a repenting believer
Level 4 - Meaning I'm not greedy
and
Level 5 - Meaning I'm not cruel or vindictive.

I'm equally proud to say I scored very high or extreme on:
Level 2 - Meaning I'm lustful (I mean, c'mon! duh!)
Level 6 - Meaning I'm a heretic (Once again, c'mon! duh!)
and
Level 8 - Reserved for magicians, fortune tellers and thieves

Thank you Dante! You made my day.
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test