Friday, February 06, 2004

posted by: copernicus on 2/06/2004 06:20:00 PM
RANDOM QUOTE OF THE DAY:
“The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
-J.D. Salinger-The Catcher in the Rye-
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Today's Simpson's excerpts:

The Simpson’s go to an Air Show.
Bart and Grandpa are standing in front of a bi-plane.

Bart: “Look at that hunk of junk!”
Grandpa (indignant and stammering): “What! You’re ignorant! That’s the Wright Brother’s plane. At Kitty Hawk in 1903 Charles Lindburgh flew it 15 miles on a thimbleful of corn oil. Single-handedly won us the Civil War, it did!”
Bart: “So how do you know so much about American history?”
Grandpa: “I pieced it together,… mostly from the backs of sugar packets.”
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Grandpa comes walking out of a Port-O-Potty looking confused.
“This elevator only goes to the basement,
and someone made an awwwwwful mess down there!”