Sunday, February 22, 2004

posted by: copernicus on 2/22/2004 05:36:00 AM
Ok, after another hour and a half of figuring out how to fix what I fucked up in my blog template, I'm back on track with new links, a counter, commenting (finally) and a few new dive pix. I'm still not sure how to put a up a link to my email, but that will come eventually, I suppose.

Here's todays Simpson's highlights, and then I owe Molly a couple of paragraphs. I still have no idea what those paragraphs will be, but I'll just have to jump off of that bridge when I come to it.
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The Simpsons are leaving for vacation, and Grandpa is house-sitting. They are pulling out of the driveway, and Grandpa, the dog and the cat are standing in the yard receiving last minute instructions.
MARGE: "...And remember, every morning give 1 bowl of kibble to Santa's Little Helper. Do you want me to write any of this down?"
GRANDPA (offended): "NO! I ain't senile, dagblastit!"
MARGE: "Ok, bye-bye!"
HOMER: "Bye!"
LISA: "Bye Grandpa!"
Homer hits the gas and they speed off.
GRANDPA (yelling after them): "Wait a minute! What was that last thing you said? 'Grandpa's Little Helper'? What's that?"
GRANDPA (looks down at the cat and dog): "Which one of you is the mailman?"