Saturday, January 31, 2004

posted by: copernicus on 1/31/2004 09:26:00 AM
More Simspson's highlights will follow, today. I will keep you all informed of the goings-on of 742 Evergreen Terrace, and I'm choosing to re-post this from yesterday as it is of my favorite Simpson's moments:
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-Homer comes into the kitchen carrying Maggie at arm's length,
Marge and Lisa are sitting at the kitchen table.-

Homer (In a sing-songy baby voice): "Somebody wants Mommy to change baby's stinky diaper!"
Marge (With arms crossed and looking annoyed): "Is that 'somebody' you, Homer?"
Homer (Still in baby voice): "Yes it is!"
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My shirt came this morning!!!
I'm in my Ralphie t-shirt, flannel pajama bottoms and wool socks, drinking hot chocolate and watching this:

Highlight #1-Homer (in the bathtub singing): "My bologna has a first name, it's.....H-O-M-E-R, my bologna has a second name its H-O-M-E-R..." Homer gets out of the tub and walks into the kitchen naked, where Marge and her twin sisters are having coffee at the kitchen table. One of the twins looks at Homer's naked backside, looks back at her sisters and says: "There goes any last remaining shred of my heterosexuality."
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Highlight #2- Lisa is helping Homer fill out college applications, and Homer is getting frustrated.
Lisa: "Dad, don't let these applications essays throw you. Let's see; 'List your 3 favorite books and how they've influenced your life."
Homer: "Is T.V.Guide a book?"
Lisa: "No."
Homer: "Son of Sniglet?"
Lisa: "No."
Homer: "Katherine Hepburn's 'Me'?"
Lisa: "NO!!"
Homer: "Oh, I suck!"
Scene switches to Homer writing his conclusion.
Homer: "...it was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever."
Bart: "You the man, Homer!"
Homer: "Thanks, boy."