Tuesday, January 27, 2004

posted by: copernicus on 1/27/2004 04:05:00 PM

But my all-time favorite Simpson's character is still Ralph Wiggum.

Famous Ralphisms:

Ralph eating paste in class, like Pooh with a honey pot.
Teacher: "Ralph, are you eating paste again?"
Ralph (hands and face covered): "No."

Ralph accidentally gets pepper-sprayed by Marge.
Ralph coughing: "Even my boogers are spicy."

Ralph in perhaps is most infamous: "My cat's breath smells like cat food!"
Although when I first saw that episode I thought he said (and which I found funnier): "My dog's breath smells like cat poo!"

I want a t-shirt wih Ralph picking his nose.